Welcome to my new website!

Yeah, I'm rebranding.Yeah, so in order to like avoid stalkers and whatnot I am rebranding and taking my name out of my business, and using a new alias instead. I hate not being able to use my real name but privacy is key to keep the stalkers away, I guess. I'm H. H. Roses now.

I'm an award-winning artist or whatever and my arts been in museums. I'm also a published author now. Blah blah blah. The point of this website is to share my art/stories with the world and hopefully make people happy. Life is suffering, but looking at pretty pictures and reading funny stories helps ease the pain, you know? lol. So yeah other peoples' websites sometimes help restore my will to live, so I wanna return the favor and make my own website in hopes that it makes people happy as well.

I published my first book! It's really funny and dumb! lol Check it out guys!

So, like, there's this lady who starts going out with this guy, right?
  And then she's like trying to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents and stuff, but then they just keep swatting at the air!
  And she's all like, "Stop! You're gonna hit him!" And she takes her boyfriend's hand, and they run away together into the sunset.
  Then, later, she's like, "Harold... I think you're hiding something from me. You keep biting me and sucking my blood every night! Are you...a vampire?"
  And then Harold is all like... "No... I'm... a mosquito."
  So, like, yeah, this book is about a girl who dates a mosquito. But like there's more, like. I don't wanna spoil it. Just read the book.

If you check my new book out it would mean a lot to me. I worked really hard making it, and if you read it I hope you laugh a lot. I made the e-book version free on Amazon!

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